Green Labs Provisions

"Posting for a friend"... Taking a few moments and change sobering up in their car... So they can drive safely home. In the meanwhile, I was asked to post this fair review of the Green Labs Crew. They are concerned about their education job and asked me to take one for the team. I obliged here. (1) Colt (*or Coltt or Kolt?) was the reason the +0.2 stars or whatever made the round to 5***** here. Colt* was dope. *There's a free joke in there. He flexed his thcIQ consistently across all formats and products have performed as described and were not over or undersold. (2) No photos needed here. The place is sparkly. (3) There were three categories reviewed here (it's hard to waste an hour without screening y'all out) Key Notes: [ *user prefers indica heavy or dominant hybrids ] [ *house mixes and selections were requested ] BRONZE MEDAL | House pre roll 5 packs. Packaging cool, the lil joints are cool if you don't mind not having the "dog walker" joints end-tied (this is where that -0.2* pops up). Little aggressive on the choke up front but settle in, a quick lil break SILVER MEDAL | House 1g vape selection. Probably the best combo of overall selection and thcIQ from the wisdom in Colt's Stellar Beard. Hard to find the right combo of not choke not syrup but again these were house values. We're not over or under sold and DOPE sale pricing. GOLD MEDAL | House 10pack Gummy Selection This is the find that almost stranded us here overnight chowing down 70-cent sale gummies like Big Willy Wonka was tossing em in here. The taste was great, navigating the one funky one with nerdy candy cluster effect was brilliant, and it looks like nearly all of them are similarly paired with a nice sugar or flavor coating around them which seem to enhance the flavoring. A couple pops at a time and these bad boys will set in low and slow for the happy users. "Come back" item. Final thoughts... ** ... + because we still need a second to drive : ** #1 can confirm: pair great with local dive music. #2 It is known Michigan loads you up, but offering a free 1/8 of a medal winner for first time: A+ 5* marks. Strong work Colt x Team Green. Yinz y'all youse n yoops have frienz in PA.

I picked Green Labs because of its great website. It was easy to look for products that I was interested in trying and also at a good price. While I was picking up my online order in the waiting room, I noticed the menus on the retail floor. They clearly laid out the specials and great deals. I ended up adding to my order. My budtender was amazing at guiding me through the menu. I left very satisfied.

Went there the other day and picked up a shake oz. Beautiful building, perfect aura since its set back from the road. The bud was amazing, similar to the potency of black market bud you used to get 5 years back. However, their comunication and customer service is completely lacking. Im a first time customer, i have no idea what your policies are and need them to be communicated to me clearly. I shouldnt have to ask. Most other dispos have signs up telling you what to do and where to go. The employees were cool in the kinda way a random stranger you see on the street is. As in they just completely ignore you unless spoken to first. They were however very polite. Basically, i dont want to be standing around awkwardly when im trying to buy something and get out. Like you didnt tell me which line to go to so i jump on the first. Then both cashiers ignored me. Also had to go back to get my first timer 1/8th because they didnt check or dont have some sort of notification on their POS. Receptionist was polite and friendly. So Bud 5/5 Customer service 3/5

First visit today! This place is professional and welcoming. My budtender was Dane, and he was awesome! Very knowledgeable, friendly and just a chill, down to earth guy. I will be coming here again and telling everyone I know to come here as well. Thank you for the best experience! A++

Cinnamon was my bud tender and he was nothing short of amazing and funny. His personality was great and lighten my day. Also I spent over $100 even tho I came for the $20 oz 😂. Now my adult lunch box is over crowded. 🫠