No Kids Allowed DC Weed Dispensary

5.0 (3158)
Cannabis store Washington

About No Kids Allowed DC Weed Dispensary

On Pennsylvania Avenue SE in Capitol Hill, this Black-owned DC shop holds a perfect 5.0 rating across more than 3,158 reviews — an extraordinary consistency at scale. The space gets called out as beautiful, with a comfortable vibe that invites lingering. Phone interactions get praise for being warm and welcoming, which sets the tone before customers even walk in. Staff communicate openly about product options without pressure, and the spin-the-wheel promotion adds a small bit of fun to each visit. The location sits steps from the Eastern Market metro, making transit-based visits easy for both DC residents and tourists exploring Capitol Hill. Hours vary by day: noon to 7 PM Monday, 10 AM to 9 PM Tuesday through Thursday, 10 AM to 10 PM Friday and Saturday, and 10 AM to 8 PM Sunday. For shoppers wanting a community-rooted, well-reviewed DC option with strong service culture, this Pennsylvania Avenue shop has earned the reputation.

Customers mention:
  • Black-owned business
  • Spin the wheel promo
  • Near Eastern Market metro
  • Welcoming phone interactions

Business Details

Address
637 Pennsylvania Ave. SE STE B, Washington, DC 20003, USA
Area
Capitol Hill, Washington
State
District of Columbia
Phone
(202) 897-5993
Int'l Phone
+1 202-897-5993
Website
nokidsallowed.club
Category
Cannabis store
Status
Open
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Opening Hours

  • Monday12:00 – 7:00 PM
  • Tuesday10:00 AM – 9:00 PM
  • Wednesday10:00 AM – 9:00 PM
  • Thursday10:00 AM – 9:00 PM
  • Friday10:00 AM – 10:00 PM
  • Saturday10:00 AM – 10:00 PM
  • Sunday10:00 AM – 8:00 PM

Amenities

Payment
  • Cash only
Parking
  • Paid street parking
Accessibility
  • Wheelchair accessible entrance
  • Wheelchair accessible parking
  • Wheelchair accessible seating

Customer Reviews

Joey Coughlin

Amazing customer service made my first experience amazing and very comfortable. Walked me through the process I def had no questions left unanswered

Gwen :/

Great customer service! The employees helped me throughout the whole process and made me feel comfortable.

Samuel Hamblin

I gotta leave an honest review on this one. Positives first: The staff was friendly and helpful I like that it seems on the up and up. And yes, this is a real location. Negatives: I don't think the bud I got is very potent. I went through an eighth in a week, it normally takes at least two for me. What I'm most upset about is that I bought a disposable pen but the charger is a MICRO USB. I haven't seen one of those in 5 years. They didn't warn me or anything. I'm gonna have to buy a cord for only this vape. And it's gonna be hard to find in a store i might have to buy it online. I threw these cords out so long ago. I never even think to ask anymore because they've all used the standard USB C for so long, at least at the dispensaries I visit usually.

ebony ford

Black owned business super cool staff. Open to communicate when you’re not sure about the hat to get. Friendly and treat customers with respect. Conveniently located near east Potomac metro station. Come thru and stay for a while comfy vibes! You can spin the wheel to win cool things

Destinie Harris

I was in the DMV and I’m so glad to have stopped by. I called before going in to make sure that this was a brick and mortar and I was able to come inside. They missed my phone call and called back immediately and that phone call experience was so warm and welcoming. It prompted me to come inside. The location is beautiful, and the staff is incredibly educated about the materials and products! I love that this is not only black owned, but also woman owned and queer owned, the name alone stands out from a marketing perspective. Greeted at the door when you walk in and you have to present your medical card or apply for one for a small fee. You are then buzzed to gain access to the next-door where you agreed by a staff member to help you shop. They have a variety of product from edibles to tinctures, flower, pre-rolls, powders the list goes on, and on I mean, I was impressed with the layout and the variety to choose from. I’m bummed out that I didn’t capture their names but everyone that I interacted with was so kind and so attentive. I literally wanted to stay and hang out after shopping lol that’s when you know it’s a great customer experience. Definitely a vibey, eclectic brick and mortar, with top tier service. Go check it out!

Frequently Asked Questions

What are No Kids Allowed's hours?
Monday noon-7 PM, Tuesday-Thursday 10 AM-9 PM, Friday-Saturday 10 AM-10 PM, Sunday 10 AM-8 PM.
Is it close to public transit?
Yes. Eastern Market metro station sits close by, making transit visits easy from across DC.
Is this a Black-owned business?
Yes, reviewers specifically highlight its Black ownership and the welcoming, community-focused atmosphere.
Where exactly is the shop?
At 637 Pennsylvania Ave. SE STE B, Washington, DC 20003, in the Capitol Hill neighborhood.